Angelic coat hanger.

A man loves to eat himself.

penis.

A black man paints a beautiful flower.

A caveman drew a quite colorful sketch on a purple backdrop.

EA Games.

A Bioware fanboy is mad because he thing Mass Effect 3 is good.

Captain Picard is disappointed.

A pink Television.

Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

A pony saying "Okey Dokey Lokey..."

A blind man tries to make it seem like he is not blind, but it is quite difficult for him.