Boy frantically munches on pizza to forget all his troubles

A desert volcano erupts, and the people caught under the lava plume flee in terror

Remember Neopets?

A satyr woman with big, blonde hair plays her flute

Lesbian satyr!

Some guy "drains his lizard" (never heard THAT one before)

A pretty goldfish admires itself in a mirror!

There's always room for one more Flanders

A meteor about to destroy what looks like a sparkling pastry

An extraterrestrial-enthusiast hitches a ride on a flying saucer

Mr. Pringle has killed another. You're next.

Someone with a lot of regret