The most beautiful bumble bee I have ever seen.

Upon his third return to the mental ward, Poopsie set fire to his hands and ran through D Block shouting "supah seyen"

Being the last two living Fisher Goblins wasn't so bad, at least not for Jerry. Because Jerry never knew when to shut the fuck up.

The chain of suffering

Down from on high came their answers, divine beyond measurement, and took upon them a great exodus from reason.

Alas, what sweet lips are these, that drown a rose in jealousy, what eyes to leave the ocean wanting for a deeper blue.

Land of my fathers, hold me in my time of need, for though I am without god, I am not without freedom.

Hast thou no other merit

Wow what a looker. Better hit the gym regularly, climb the corporate ladder, and buy a shoe pump if you want a chance at that hotness.

An elderly man sustains his third and final cardiac arrest while visiting his favorite strip club, "Hairy Cherry"

Three scoops! Oh no! There goes my diet! I'm a narcissistic cretin with strong opinions about things I know nothing about!

Sorry, asshole, not 4:20 yet. Better go back to your meaningless existence of watching cartoons and jerking off