HO MAH GAID

~* the more you know! ~*

You're given four options to choose from, but the longer you think about them, the more you realize how little the choices differ.

a very intoxicated gentleman

A little green man tries and fails to speak our language. I think he wants someone to take that fishbowl off his head.

Amish robber threatens a man with a duckhead handgun

Ginger catwoman makes out with a spoon

Armadillo holding a box

SWAG CROWN

a blue bracelet-wearer isn't sure how to respond to a raccoon awaiting him at the foot of his brown bed.

someone gets a job at apple!

A blonde at home tells you to stfu