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chinaman steals picklebaby from meth-addicted mother.

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A poor mother's attempt at convincing her child that he had recieved an XBOX for Christmas. Not pictured: The crushed hopes and dreams.

A circle with an underlined L on it creates theories on the origin of the green squiggle, directly to it's left.

Man with earhair disease creates small implosion on a plate with a pea in the middle. A man is sitting on the plate, uninterested by events.

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