A firefly in the darl

A man with red shoes falls on his tushie.

An Italian plumber fell out of a warp pipe and died.

A heterosexual man denying the Zohan of his 'survives' in the hair salon.

A bundle of sticks pull a pitchfork out of a bunch of chewed bubble gum.

An alien contracts an STD.

Some guy spamming forums while under the influence of marijuana.

Clouds recite poetry.

A brain scanner attacks a guy and rips of his limbs..And he dies.

A cat explains the big bang theory.

A man has a green nosebleed and ejaculates it onto a mirror.

If You Give A Moose A Muffin..But with a fly. And Skittles.