A suicide-bomber-snail

An emo girl is crying poop. This makes her cry out "Why am I crying poop?"

Don't draw, just write

A dead guy. He is sunbathing

Jumping green frog

A happy purple guy and two crosses. One of the crosses is wrapped in christmas lights

For the Queen and country. Dressed in blue and purple

The Honey Monster ate a big bite of the Ipad, now it's crying

The northern lights

A fish with red stribes. It's sad, maybe a bit angry, and crying.