Jane, after being startled by a friendly orca in a Metallica shirt while on her jog, mistakes him for a thief and attacks him with a bench
The cows' first attempt at flying turned out to be a complete disaster.
spiderman shoots confetti instead of web
The Space-Police shoot down a giant alien ship, but too late - they can't stop it crashing into Earth.
An oyster is nervously printing a picture of an oyster (open with a pearl) on an old dot-matrix printer. (oyster porn?)
Timmy ripped off the skin of his face, put it in a nice frame and hanged it on the wall. He's really proud of it, cleaning it all the time.
Someone being electrocuted while touching a power outlet.
A pirate breaks down a movie studio's wall, because he thinks the mermaid inside is real. He tries to capture the poor actress.
The end of the world is the sun, so finds one spaceman
It's a spooooooky scarecrow. That'll scare em' off.
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