New Chain

A man has one of his appendages removed forcibly.

New Chain

A hairy chulupa is greeted by his angry cousin, the Gordita crunch, and kills him.

New Chain

A fat, ugly bastard sits and plays doodle instead of working

A man's hairy testicle sticks out the side of his tighty-whiteys. He exclaims "oh shit" loudly and underlines it

Doodle or Die

A dude chilling near the beach, sunbathing

The Rock getting the finger from the word "NO" and politely refusing

A sale for an alien nose (with complimentary satellite dish attached!)

A nerd is looking at DRCS Dragons (whatever they are) and wearing a shirt that says "I [heart] ..."

An upsidedown smiley face licking its nose while being drenched with blood from the side.

Nude male jumps over a group of children, flailing his hand madly.

A person is disappointed that the invisible man could not find his red right shoe. He contemplates suicide, as life is no longer worth it.

Two-headed alien snake person is bored with this game.

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