Sub-Zero

Laertes has intercourse with a dying black Hamlet in the Mushroom Kingdom. This earns him a whopping 1421008 points.

Extreme close up of Gumby's face as he pretends to be happy.

This is clearly an orange skyscraper with a purple window shaped like an inverted T at the top and brown spotlights at the bottom.

One xiaolin monk calls another a jerk.

A T-Rex in blue pajamas.

Doodle or Die

Squid Wizard.

High treason.

Four legged creature runs through the lava swamp.

Pi. Pi = Pi.

Stacy the prostitute sits in a church.

A snake crawls out of the ocean to eat a palm tree.

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