Person with mental disabilities trying to say 'America'.

Vampire pacman!

Stick man in fetal position doesn't want to do anything.

That's a nice boulder!

Awesome fuzz, yeah!

Old guy can't work calculator.

Apple is crying, about to be sliced. Sounds like something from annoying orange.

Someone who doesn't understand string theory.

An astronaut who is floating in space. So tranquil. :)

Person will not, certainly not.