A mother is left distraught when her two sons visit the pyramids in Egypt, only to be beheaded by mummies that have come back to life.

Danny's been run over by a pain roller.

"apples!!!!1!", or so I hear.

A swimsuit advertisement campaign goes horribly wrong when the model (ethnic, may I add) is bitten in half by Nessie herself.

An elephant that's been run over with a combine harvester and decorated by a rather perverse, but happy, farmer.

A miniature rocket about to sexually assault a paracetamol.

A car? BUT WILL IT BLEND?!

Upside-down swimming heart

HAPPY SWIMMING STARFISH

A girl playing Doodle or Die as a distraction from doing her chemistry dissertation.

A dinosaur that's scared of heights

It's a worm. Its favourite colour is purple. (Yeah, colour. With a U)