Newspaper article about inappropriate facts. This just in, author of said article fired! More at 11.

Cats taking over Paris

This guy is going to RIP AND TEAR through the next person who looks at him funny

that bus is going ham!

A man surrounded by ice, with nowhere to go, decides his last words will be the ever so punny..."I'm cool" with the biggest grin on his face

A confused house with a red cape.

Robot cats learning how to act like normal living cats

A zebra and a poodle getting ice skating lessons from a penguin

a guy happy to find mail in his mailbox

An orange version of Perry the Platypus

A man with a straw hat has spotted purple binoculars

Feces with luscious blonde locks