A giraffe gets stuck in a raincloud

A fencer takes his sport too seriously and chops a little boy's arm off in a blood bath

The moon gets close to the sun and exclaims it is too hot

A castle with no archers manages to kill a lone man, with an arrow

A black man with an oddly shaped head makes a pun

Rudolph taking the stairway to heaven

A ninja is so pissed he uses his last shuriken on an innocent man with flabby arm syndrome

An fat american realizes how fatal his clapping is

The chain has been broken! Fall back and regroup!

The big bad wolf decides to use weapons other than his breath

A man contemplates suicide because he owns a Mac

Shiiidawg, the magical carpet riding black man