Man, eating figurines is the best way to spend my day.

Lewd poses aren't in the wrong room.

I can't even all of this, dude

This is what happens when I eat Taco Bell, dude. How did you know what I was feeling?

What did you do to your mouth, guy? Looks like it hurts.

wake me up (wake me up inside)

I'm Shithead and I can count to six. What the heck come after six?

Original potato salad, do not steal.

Doesn't look like a giraffe to me, officer.

Oh god, this is so lewd. I just can't

No brakes on this hypnotrain

Can't even hold all of this hungry right now