Doodle or Die

Semi naked domestic abuse insues, whilst a child in left unattended in a messy but otherwise stylish appartment

It would appear I have misplaced my blood...oh no, that's right, it's everywhere

Shuttle shoe? Why not shoe rocket?

I disagree with your Marxist Ideological view of tables; I require the most bourgeois of desks to snort my cocaine from!

Do you want to say that to my fucking face, slag?

Let's get readddyy...to rhummmmmmbbbbbbllle!!

Doodle or Die

Green pixie lady must not say a word

Ain't no one fucking with Kittyvin his turf, bitch!

Chess piece looking animal parade

Doodle or Die

Get these escaped animals back in their cages - there tushies' are primed

Testicular breasts smack woman in her pretty little face. She *gasps* Exclamation point

I know men who used to have pornography in the bathroom; now, they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue.

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