bitch got sand in her vajayjay

salt and pepper as playable characters in mortal kombat

that time of the month

pink brachiosaurus in it's natural habitat

No tears, only dreams now.

Steam Powered Giraffe

CUNT DESTROYER

banana chopped a girls head off

cat riding a bacon strip in space.

the Scout from TF2 shouting "BONK"

sperm whales and whale sperms are completely different. [who would've guessed!?]

bacon in space