heyyy, i'm sam and i have no social lifeinstead, i have devoted my time to learning about the american revolution via rap music.instagram/tumblr: mttegg
summmmer where are my testicles
a purple sugar skull
goldilocks eats the three bears
she thinks sinbad is a dumbass
thomas jefferson has a tramp stamp
viking crashes a party asking for his love
dolphin is after the booty
lumberjack plays a wicked guitar solo on a thunder cloud
girl has a mouth on her stomach
screaming flower
a coca cola bottle
poopy, butt mom, and leg dad are going to poopy's first day of school!