Stubby fat man has a can of coke and a bag of chips, but his arms are too stubby to reach his mouth. Well, fuck.

Sexy purple octopus attempting to seduce a poker face squid

George Washington wants a damn carrot

Little fat boy with horns. Has one flipper, but no legs :'(

Chibi angel guy shooting candy from a gun into a begging devil's mouth.

Blue haired bird grew a golden wing

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU You just got spoiled

Depressed blonde chick lies to herself saying "It's Ok"

First world anarchy

Smurf lord summoning lightning bolts

I see a sky. And a grassy hill sitting on a bridge.

A football-playing king in space. With a mustache.