Someone under the influence of hallucinatory drugs being chased by bees. He has a pretty snazzy shirt, and I think he's balding.

XDDDDD THE 212 YEAR ODL IS TORLOLING!! XDDDEDDD

Duck shooting an automatic handgun of some kind. He's apparently part of the New York police department, which I wouldn't doubt. NYPD sucks.

The turtle ponders life. Cloud smiles. A cat slowly becomes a rattle snake.

A small, four-eyed cat laying on its drunken owner's lap as she whispers sweet nothings to it.

a bunny in a wheel chair

A pretty pink index finger with a bad manicure but a cute bow. It's also apparently stating it's a female.

i guess it's an australian on the sun saying "g'day"