Blone women in a red dress sips a martini, which has left a n "alcohol moustache" above her lip.

A man watches a cute cat on Youtube. While outwardly he looks elated, inside he's miserable. Quick! Salve that depression with another vid!

The dog from Nintendo's "Duck Hunt" gets his revenge for being shot at.

An impoverished redhead wears a dress made from the burlap of a potato sack. She pulls the look off well.

A superhero shoots beams from his navel. His arms are on his hips in an heroic stance. The task has made him a bit wall-eyed.

The purple-clad witch ascends to the heavens. Her lustrous crimson hair covers part of her smiling face.

A favorite shammy rag is ruined when someone spills brown ketchup on it in a line formation.

Darth Vador Junior laments the lack of Bacon in his diet.

Mercy me! Few people know of the "Dilbert

Slouchy McSunGlasses peers at his shoes. His right shoe is a lady's high heel. Clearly his dark eyewear impedes his daily selection.

Super Mario looks curiously left, perhaps expecting a hazard from the side of the screen. Time has ravaged his once lustrous mane of hair.

90 Degree Angle-bot is the best of friends with his living banana chum. Angle-bot's red glowing eyes show that he is primed for kill mode.