i hope you die young

because we dont serve red people here

Mario Kart

a deformed egg with bipolar depression

Mr Krabs

my waifu

santa claus

suck my balls

my favorite

Lawyer Chris P. Bacon defends his case. "Wait, doesn't bacon come from pig-" Shut up.

You know that one onion head guy from Parappa the Rapper? Yeah, it's that guy, only with a really crappy hairpiece.

Ok, first read the short story The Lady, or the Tiger. Then, draw your answer to the question.