I buw wack???

eating carrots makes you orange

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wet t-shirt contest

BOOBIES!!!!!

what is this?

Doodle or Die

a man with potato eyes mercilessly beats a poor pinata.

Dear toilet, you did not get involved because that guy is a pathetic loser who is super pale, has no face, is anorexic, and is smoking.

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An Indian speeding down the highway while the cops take the drugs he's hiding in his convenience mart.

New Chain

RAMMSTEIN

A dog's head on a spotless cow.

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A fat dude whose head exploded after listening to too much death metal.

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Mario learns he is trapped in a TV and tries to get out.

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