Red Dead Redemption 2's Teaser Image

Your mom.

Two people hold hands, and exclaim, "We are happy, gay, singing and holding hands!"

Someone says that the group should go to "Camilot", pointing to a random castle in the distance that they figure is the place.

An aged wizard holds a small child aloft, and decries the travesties that have been beset upon the world by those seeking power.

A pile of fecal matter with a face says "Poop here". Possibly because he wants a companion.

A child's first words written in green

Mutant broccoli casts a green shadow

Unholy matrimony.

A broken mouse.

We are presented with a graph titled "Zac Efron's Acting Range", with the value 1 at one end and 10 at the other. A mark is placed on the 1.

Cleveland Brown now has a particularly impressive mustache, the ends reaching down to his abdomen. He is singing his show's theme tune.