Time travelling phone booth

Spongebob achieves fission

Your response to a sexual proposition from Bill Murray

Affirmative action is baaaaaaaad

A sofa stole a giant scrotum's right nut and finds it pants-shittingly hilarious

Used car salesman is the first of many to be buried alive

Ray Comfort proudly displays the "Atheists Nightmare"

Finishing off the last overweight member of the Blue Man Group.

A grandmother dictating how she likes it during an anniversary.

Burt Reynolds climbing into a Barney the Dinosaur costume.

The basketball was told to follow the pink millipede and he didn't know what the fuck

A watermelon begs for a job at McDonald's but is declined upon the grounds that they don't hire fruits.