The most beautiful portrait of a wonderful person, called: "Gabe Newell".
The Fuck?
Your character in Skyrim (or the character you would be if you knew better than to buy this game)
typical TMNT fan
I'm a shark I'm a shark suck my dick I'm a shark
a guy speaking
Gigantic blonde women stops a boxing match to say she's sorry
A dude with tree color hair has a pony leg comming out of is stomach while he hold two pony toy being very excited about it all
NEW CHAIN
GOTTA GO FAST
A tanning bed opens to the sound of low-pitched chanting.
A drunk guy hitting on a garbage bin
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