ching chong chinaman vomits brown with a blegh

A TV set with rocking tits breaks up with her beta dvd player boyfriend.

a hairy asshole

the devil questions whether he's doing the right thing.

Kool aid doesn't give a fuck as a tornado approaches. He holds a cigarette.

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Ness has fun with an earthworm.

chameleon johnny depp stares into your soul and says his name.

The sci-fi blockbuster game sequel that changed video games forever with it's brilliant ending. This is the punny fish version of said game.

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a moronic man-child with small tits, 3 fingers on one hand and 9 on the other squeals and says 4+9 = 1.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS BRO.

black wigged golden man strums either his huge phallic guitar or his hugeguitar-like penis.

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