Mr. Potato Head makes a pun so bad that he decides to end his own life.

An emo kid singing the alphabet as he ponders slitting his wrists.

OH BOY ANOTHER HOMESTUCK DOODLE ITS NOT CANCER AT ALL!

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SUCH A JERK, SKY BLUE?

Captain Shower Cap offers you one of his super-healing candy canes.

NO I'M NOT!

Sonic the Hedgehog rushes to save his friends.

My goldfish didn't like the bowl I put him in, so he committed suicide.

Gnome hats look pretty gay.

I don't. Draw whatever is in your heart, bro.

Sometimes my uterus loses its ovaries and gets angry.

Clarence the retarded kid in the back of the class tries to draw his favorite cereal.