Beast Aaron and Zach Belle, dancing the night away under the stars.

Who the fuck is Calise?

Olivia is terrified to eat a jam-covered book because she's not used to her beak.

Stabbed through the hand, and you're to blame. Zachary, you give friendship a bad name.

Celes is on fire! Oh, wait no. It's just Junko.

Talk dirty to me, Haley-kun. ~Junko

Ash is the sand guardian. Guardian of the sand.

It's that thing that Zach likes from Madoka.

So a green flashlight, a blue flashlight, and a red flashlight walk into a prison...

Jae's head lies on the grass, blood pooling around it nicely.

Zach holds up his umbrella with a frown because, though his stick legs support him, they don't match his outfit. His eyepatch bleeds tears.

Obama likes Porn. Shhh. Don't tell Michelle.