If you're reading this then Hello to you!
OH NO he took an arrow to the knee
OH NO THE GREN FISH IS ON FIRE
Blue worm impaled by a rocket
Deformed eggplant helps one legged tomato across the road
Triangle face is 'smashing'
asante sana squash banana
Creepy cat wants you to leave with him
Nice lipstick, suits your skin tone perfectly
Someone is having an epic laser show
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH GIANT BOOBS
Suck ma duck
Someone is very excited about Sunday