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The skeleton of a dog bleeding from it's eyes.

A blue and white man with yellow glasses is throwing you a surprise party with blue and yellow confetti.

It's a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the clouds are drifting carelessly in the sky, dicks are ejaculating all over the park benches.

Carrot Top making a joke about /v/

Somebody was too lazy to draw so time for a new description. Cole Phelps believes a witness is lying.

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A candle sniffing fuckfence climbing a wall of cars.

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