A scale and a brick, the classic love story.

New Chain

In space, no one can hear you explain.

Mario, littering extraordinaire. This is the 21st century, Mario, we compost now.

A happy pink turd monster rests in a tree.

An armless girl wearing a ghost shirt questions the pain of life

New Chain

Not quite a car accident, more of a car INCIDENT.

New Chain

A day of flying a kite in the park goes horribly awry.

"Wow", exclaimed Harold, gawking at his friend's impressive robot. Little did he know, the robot would soon destroy all that he loves.

"Wow", exclaimed Harold, gawking at his friend's impressive robot. Little did he know, the robot would soon destroy all that he loves.

You got swag? I got a SHOVEL! Man, look at this thing. Now THAT'S swag.

A man breaks up with his girlfriend, unimpressed by her breast enhancements.

The peapod lost a pea, hurtling him into a crippling depression.

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