A bearded, overweight, elderly man attempts to buy a purple ear from a sprightly young stick figure.

Gamzee Makara(Homestuck) giving out valuable pearls of motherfuckin' wisdom, my brother.

a man with a cigar brandishes a shitty-looking gun

The urine of a whale is injected into a stick man. The stick man dies shortly after, much to the horror and dismay of onlookers.

the hulk

Two men argue over a small red dot. One of the men-- an orange-faced figure with a turban-- flips the other the bird.

Doc Scratch proposes to you, a mysterious, fang-toothed smile appearing on his normally blank cue-ball face.

Stan lee shooting fire out of his nose, with multicolored hair and eyebrows that are on fire.

You step away from the mic as poop rains down from the storm clouds above you

Where is the black and blue

Kiss me im not jewish-- Hitler

Someone does not even CARE anymore

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