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Walt Disney has finally unfrozen from cryo-sleep. What will you do?

Hamsteaks: cat-lass dunks on equine-chump

Man fights his sword, loses badly.

a cat poops a very rude miley cyrus, or vice versa

rumpus rumpus rumpus. puppet butt in yo face for realz

dawgs can't do math silly. that's why snoop was a rapper.

Small vegetarian boy, after being transformed into a cat, is selfish with his carrots. (or "carroty"s)

CANNIBAL CHICKEN LIKES IT FRIED WITH ELEVEN SPICES OF EVIL.

Librarian pimp knows you've been stiffing him. Best act on the straight up 'fore you get capped, cracka'

a long armed, racist asian does a jig

a dollar's shit stain is barfing a face into the air

A cactus is about to gun down a watermelon

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