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Jewish Circumcision

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There are only 2 types of people. People of the flesh, and ..... this.

Sassy black man instructs you to stick a gun up his buttocks

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chicken nuggets rebel from popeye's jerk regime

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Swarm of Jalapenos attack a helpless Cheese Wheel. Oh my.

Doodle or Die

Hero running to the rescue... Very quickly.

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Spaghetti monster cuddling with polar bear at a bar

Doodle or Die

Penguin Militia Commencement Ceremony

Ice Cream Coated in Depression Crystals

Musical chicken blowing some toots

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A clock performing surgery on Shaq, except Shaq is wasted.

Female Secret Agent with levitation powers.

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