Bad DoD instructions leads to Moocowmoo Doodle. Of Princess Jasmine peeing in the mouth of an hotdog.

A Snake screaming something in Arabic. (Let's just try to be cool. Not all snakes are venomous)

Quentin Tarantino's favorite PlayStation game. Rated E

Hand in cloud pointing to Gene Wilder in a top hat.

Robot getting a charge in the face and the butt. "GREAT" the robot screams.

the sun with a broken heart. Moon just broke up.

Twisted plus sign

Billy Mays' Beard was so awesome that it first died 8 years after Billy Mays died himself.

Big grassy hill, with water and a small house at the bottom.

Doodle or Die

Halloweeny, tan, blond witch giving a flirtatious look. Asking if somebody called for a doctor. (One like or over, and I drink my own urine)

Mother in bikini. With some extra love. Her arms are now green tentacles.

Purple tentacle monster drops some worms in your crotch.

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