guy who just died of smallpox. his eyes are still open. his gray face is swollen beyond recognition.

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Here lies Kenneth. No date on tombstone. His death must keep recurring.

A village of tiny people is pissed off and storming the watering-can castle.

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Uncle Sam calls Prince Whoever a "Wanker"

Junior, stop playing with your food!

Fight Club Bachelorette Party... Surprise!

a redneck's truck ran out of fuel. he is surprised and thankful to a black man who gave him a can of petrol.

which will get me to the sun faster: a balloon or a rocket?

purple pony wants to check out a book titled "Kazy Recipes"

guy regrets getting a forehead tattoo

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Guy eating a corndog

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