a bar of soap trys to kill the spaghetti robot

mumbo jumbo from banjo kazooie coughs up some water

a bunch of ice cubes trying to extort money from some water

fucking goddamn garfield i hate this motherfucker haha lasagna so funny, oh i hate mondays, lol so random xD fuck garfield in his dog ass

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, ＳＩＸ ＳＩＸ ＳＩＸ ＢＡＧＳ ＦＵＬＬ *sheep grows 4 more legs and contorts into a giant spider*

No boxes with shit decorating them only regular boxes from now on

Cloud from Final Fantasy 8 trying to use Zelda as a car and Zelda has a dick on his back

DEUS EX GOTYAY ADAM JENSEN IS JESUS INCARNATE ALL HAIL EIDOS MONTREAL

you gon' get raped

i don't

>some fucking faggot trying to greentext

My lord and saviour