American visits the only place familiar in the entirety of Europe, France's most important landmark, Disneyland, with ghetto mouse to boot.

an egg is crying, and we can only guess why.

a "Douche" brand energy drink, for your every-day douche gym needs, like when you're doing curls in a squat rack.

stickman pissing

giant tongue licking a green triangle

a brand-new, blingin gangsta chain

clouds, rain, thunderbolt and a red goon on top of that

blue mushroom and pirate slime are best pals

true norwegian black metal, anti-human, anti-life

hobo tries to explain how he's not a hipster, but fails miserably.

do turds go to heaven, mommy?

america bombards another galaxy with its recently constructed first functionable EMP. USA wins again!