No matter how fast you gotta go, you can't outrun PTSD.

A well-drawn cowboy greets me seductively. I was slightly tempted before I remembered he was a drawing.

A group of monsters find that their plans for a surprise party might be hindered by their glowing facial features.

A woman catches a man sleeping with his doppelganger.

That dead chick from The Ring gets a loving text from her boyfriend, Nosferatu.

ELF BLOWJOBS FUCK YES I GET ALL THE BEST PICTURES TO DESCRIBE (NO I DON'T)

This guy seems fairly determined to beat me in a staring contest.

A cat remains happy despite its lack of a bottom.

Someone seems to have tricked this hatted young lady into believing that there is a party where there is none. My compliments to the artist.

A train that's apparently a bitch?

Nepeta is painting on a wall. Pounce de Leon is in the foreground. Don't blame me, I just describe things.

A cookie is adopted by a cupcake, who later dies in a tragic birthday fire. The cookie uses his grief to become... THE CHOCOLATE AVENGER!