Disco panda dance you to death, sexy Dairy Queen commercial guy

Autumn Redux

I love you. Smileyface.

New Chain

Dude, check out this rash....

John's powerful flatulence ejects his hipster zombie girlfriend from her Troll Prison cell into the purple night

Bagelhead's got an impressive stiffy but potato head is not impressed.

"See here, Squooshyface, you'll put down that wimpy light saber, or I'll put out this cigarette and fill you full of lead."

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No you cannot have this cookie pie

New Chain

If you give a man some BLAR, he'll put it in a jar.

wrinkly face smirky man could charm a snake out of its skin

Make it clap/I have a headache (chalkboard rendition)

COWABUNGA!

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