Ein fuhrer teapot, sind short und stout

Superman's super hearing tells him that Friendship is Magic!

This joystick wishes you would please play it with your bum, please.

You're right, Effie Trinket, that IS mahogany.

Oh mittens, that's naughty, I hope you're both consenting adults.

You can do it, little snail! Race past those cacti.

Don't touch me there, star-bodied fruit man, that's inappropriate.

eggies in a basket. delicious.

This poor gentleman is disturbed.

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

Jackasses are taller than Jack.

Roses REALLY hate doing their taxes.

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