Bodybuilder ninja in the dark

You go to the barber shop only to find out a duck stole your lollipop. The duck has lust for your mother.

a dragon selling REAL horseshoes for $9,999,999,999 will not allow a barefoot man to buy because of his "no shoes, no service" rule

an overweight man realizes he ate far too much taco bell(™), yet he still has more left to eat.

snowfur being cute.

pinky the ghost adds creamer to her coffee to allow it to fit the taste she pleases.

Rest in fucking pieces, JIMMY you liar

Dinosaur is surprised. He can read the letter S!

autism

something that vaguely looks like a potato between tongs

a creature (looks like a bear/squirrel/squid?) vomits a rainbow and farts fire

a dark and evil elf night wields a shield and sword