If a tree rips off a mans balls alone in the forest, does he make a sound?

Harry Potter confesses his undying love for all butts.

A hook with an eye in a sea of red dots

A giant green anaconda rips apart his human girlfriend.

Badassery mixed with awesomeness mixed with zombies!!

Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl riding fire breathing Pegasus-unicorn across the universe.

The pong is strong with this one.

Some dude sitting on a mountain is watching a volcano erupt

A peanut with a rather large set of cojones is really excited about something above him

A dead gerbil and a horrible father

A confused purple head with it's mouth sewn shut

A little black bat eating mustard on a cupcake.