man wearing tinsel whispers to a drunk and a cat

ape offers shitstain a diseased cloth

New Chain

my cock or dick

wheelchair bound grandfather spouts obscenities

GET OUT.

A pink monster saving for a rainy day.

Doodle or Die

A discarded snorkel at a disco.

A neon sign reading "N00B"

A one eyed man with an earring observing DERICIOUS FOOD

A man is shocked to find a lump of wood pissing bubblegum

Kool-aid man is infested with fish

A polite, but elderly, zombie.

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