Shoe cums on spam.

Super gay monkey. Monkeys gave us aids wtf.

Special Delivery. Its a SHOE?

Veiny shoe. Vote for Pedro 2013. Down with Obama up with Pedro.

Neanderthal using racist slang. Oh god why Period. He needs a tampon.

Black man asks for a jam on my bike. Fuck off gangsta.

Sir Edmund Hillary slowly turns into a tortoise on top of mount Everest.

Flamming Demon drowns in the sea.

Prick doesn't like "trix". Do some tricks you little bitch.

Lady with big chin has attitude problem. "Fuck you Mum. You're not my real Dad" He says.

Man sits on mac computer and masturbates over dog porn.

BECAUSE IM THE MUM. Zoom in eyes. THATS WHY.