man has to use a sleeping bag for a condom bc his junk is just that big..

a snail that is wrecking a city

SOme guy stares into your soul and doesn't like what he sees

The sun is having a good day and tells the clouds to fuck off

I can't hear you because of the mushroom in my ear

man has finished the maze and doesn't know what to do now.

someone has their alarm clock set to waking them up to erotic sentences..?

A green girl glob proposes to a really shocked man

an ear being ripped off

A wonderful piece of art

you get the usb chord and plug it into the computer and drag all the songs you want into the phones file, jeez

A boy is infatuated with the idea of dried poop in hell?

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