Doodle or Die

A man insists that a duck quit licking his lollipop and give it back. The duck responds with, "your mom was licking my lollipop last night"

Shrek and Fiona wish that Grandmother PacMan would just be put into a retirement home.

Doodle or Die

fish vs doge

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Mickey Mouse gets into a sticky situation!

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the fastest hamster in the world

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drinking slurpees under a tree in the summer

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peeling glue off your skin

a list of friends and fun

tentacle rape

a frog saying shhh

an acne-ridden ass defecating. If you don't want to draw that, draw a baby playing a piano.

the entire world appreciating a humongous pink snail that is slithering on the earth inself

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