Doodle or Die

WILL MARS EVER BE ACCEPTED BY EARTH? WILL EARTH EVER CONFESS HER FEELINGS? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF... INTERPLANETARY GOSSIP...!

The gosh-danged piss-fish doodle in a radically different art style.

Doodle or Die

A VERY ANGRY POTATO. She teaches us how to cook her.

Doodle or Die

Vampire Chewbacca in a purple palace

Everyone is shocked. The sun. The fish. The man pissing. Even The otter who he's peeing on.

Some have skeletons in their closet. I, however, have an entire freaking, living demon in my closet. He just stares at me as I sleep.

Brunch at Jeffery Dahmer's House is always a little awkward.

YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY REVERSE CARD! Play will continue from the OPPOSITE direction it was previously! HA HA

Artist claims they can't draw cats. Drawing claims otherwise.

Dr. Snape tells a man he has a stitch in his skull. Man is not pleased to hear this

The most adorable army in the world: The Puppy Army. They are commanded by General Doggo himself.

Business bird with muscular hands does a presentation of how Ham is better than turkey in front of an audience.

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