monty python

Water cannon to the glottis

if you have four apples, two pears, 1 bear, how many elbows do you have?

Sam.L Jackson flattened + 30 years

Fucktard can't believe in style. Goes to butlins.

poor chuck lost his finger

the universe smiles at saturn

poor fella gots a 3-tier birthday treat to the noggin

hipster chump cries over lost postcards

klingon eyes

a lovely bottom in denim shorts.

Some punk ass chubby chaser getting their juice nabbed